The Legoland Convention

So, apparently in Taiwan, this guy named Chen jumped into a lion paddock at the zoo yelling, "Jesus will save you." This roughly translated into the lion language as, "Lunch Time!" and they acted accordingly. After one or two nibbles, the lions backed off, and Chen stood up, yelled, "Lunch time" umm, I mean "Jesus will save you" and then climbed out.


"Make your money with a suit and tie
Make your money with shrewd denial
Make your money expert advice,
If you can wing it
Make your money with a power ply
Make your money with a buyout bribe
Make it lie as long as you mean it"

"I’m not king of comedy,
I’m not your magazine,
I’m not your television"