The Legoland Convention

Worst haiku ever,
Written by Daniel Donkers
Thursday, March the tenth


"Once I read a book
And this is what it said
If your music has a beat
Then you’re gonna wind up dead
It doesn’t really matter if it’s Christian or not
If it’s syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot
And this book was called, 'Ha! your gonna burn!'
And in the second chapter I went on to learn"

"Take two houseplants
And put them to the test..."