The Legoland Convention

Welcome back, Mr. and Mrs. Kang.

Hello to all
Just wanted to say a quick hello and let you know that we are alive and well here in Bali. Well, the last few days we have come down with what is commonly known here as "bali belly" - an uncomfortable malady I would not wish on anyone. But other than that, it has been absolutely perfect. The trip of my dreams! Thanks to you all who were able to come out to the wedding. We had a great time and hope you did too. We can't wait to see you and tell you all about Bali.
See you soon!

Here are the lyrics to "Robot in the 21st Century", an original composition:

You don't know what it's like
to be a machine
You have skin on your hands
and on your feet
No you don't know what it's like
to be alone
You can't know what it's like
to have no soul

I'm a robot
living in the twenty first century
and you don't know what to do with me
I'm a robot
living in the twenty first century
and you don't know what to do with me

I have an IQ of a million and three
but somehow you just don't see
Take out the garbage
let out the cat
These are the things you ask of me

I'm a robot
living in the 21st century
and you don't know what to do with me
I'm a robot
living in the 21st century
and you don't know what to do with me

I may have rhythm
but you've got soul
I may have rythm
but you've got soul
I may have rythm
but you've got soul
and that's a joy
I'll never know

Repeat Chorus

Fin.

PS. Otto, it's called Crotch rock. Get with the times. Heehee.