The Legoland Convention

Here are the lyrics to "Robot in the 21st Century", an original composition:

You don't know what it's like
to be a machine
You have skin on your hands
and on your feet
No you don't know what it's like
to be alone
You can't know what it's like
to have no soul

I'm a robot
living in the twenty first century
and you don't know what to do with me
I'm a robot
living in the twenty first century
and you don't know what to do with me

I have an IQ of a million and three
but somehow you just don't see
Take out the garbage
let out the cat
These are the things you ask of me

I'm a robot
living in the 21st century
and you don't know what to do with me
I'm a robot
living in the 21st century
and you don't know what to do with me

I may have rhythm
but you've got soul
I may have rythm
but you've got soul
I may have rythm
but you've got soul
and that's a joy
I'll never know

Repeat Chorus

Fin.

PS. Otto, it's called Crotch rock. Get with the times. Heehee.